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Question:

Will I get shot if I fart during a military parade?

or the national anthem or flag hoisting

Answer:

Yes. Your body will be desecrated and dragged through the streets behind a Hummer. If there is anything left, you will be drawn and quartered and find your head on a pike at the gates of the city.
yes, you will get shot and then later in the showers you will get shots in your bottom from other peoples pennis's
You may get bayoneted by the guy behind you.
Listen to Frank he knows what he's talking about
Depends if the guy behind you in the platoon is armed or not.

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