Would you rather be run over by a bulldozer or buried alive?
Bulldozer..better to get run over and killed than buried alive.
Bulldozer ... gives me less time to think about my fate.
Bulldozer, at least my death would traumatize whoever was around at the time. Ah ha! I traumatized YOU!
MAN I was hoping lit dynamite stuffed up my bum was an option!
