tell me your favorite story about you sitting in a chair..
Chris Hansen once asked me to sit in a chair.
Oddly enough I have never sat on a chair. We use bales of hay to sit on.
One time I sat in a chair so I could watch an online lecture. Instead the lecture played in the background while I answered silly questions on YAHOO! Answers.
Bunch of greedy blond sibling sisters were setting in the bedroom waiting for their dad to pass on, each of them not leaving the room for fear one of the others would try to get 'dad' to sign a new will. They were also very anxious for him to pass on so they could get to the business of dividing the spoils, so to speak. They kept checking his breathing very often. An empty chair sat near his bed. I entered the room, exchanged greetings, and calmly proceeded to set in the vacant chair. Suddenly was abruptly told I couldn't set in that chair because the chair was so they could tell when 'dad' passed on. Confused I said OK...but inquired as to how the chair could tell them when their dad passed on. Silly, they said, that's for 'Rigor Mortis' to sit in. That's how we'll know. Papaw
