How to get chocolate sauce stains out of blue sheets?
You should call the douchebg patrol and turn yourself it.
At aged 3 he's doing this out of frustration at his revised sleeping arrangement. I think you would be far better advised to keep him to his earlier regeme - crate at night. The obvious answer is don't let him near sheets and blankets really.
Call the department of water and notify them. Someone will show up and turn it off. People may think it is funny but that is tax payer money they are wasting by opening the fire hydrant.
