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My dog preformed a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

He crapped on the newspaper i put on the floor for him. Does this mean he is jesus

Answer:

No. It means he's a dog and your stupid. Jesus would have went to the restroom.
how does pooping on the newspaper qualify as being jesus? i think its a bit offensive actually...
could be, i'd take him to a strange monastery on a far away mountain in a far away land, where hermits and monks that have not uttered a word in over 40 years can inspect and worship him.
What are you? 3?... I find that childish. Even a little offensive to those Christians. #1 is a retard and he's like against Jesus/Christians if you've seen his questions.
YAY, poopie trained!

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