Allowable Deviation for Straight Pipe?
You would go to jail. See the Patriot Act. It would be considered a terrorist act.
Classical kayaking is a difficult sport to master. It mandates a closed boat. That allows 'rolling' as well as a dry ride. A kayak is not a stable craft. It requires constant correction strokes. Hence. the double bladed paddle. An SOT boat is not a kayak. Hypothermia was one of the reasons that the Inuit engineered their kayak.
alarms every where would go off everyone would have to evacuate and when I say every one i mean EVERYONE. then fire dept. ambulance and police would come racing in see nothing wrong look at security tapes and put you in jail. that's what would happen.