No luck using their web form so far.
No. As a matter of fact, the lightning rod provides (attracts) the lightning and a path for it to go from Earth to the sky.
fast cars and loud roaring mufflers/engines.
bald guys, passionate kisses, harleys
You mean they don't? You mean those little dolls and bears that I see everywhere are not real?
Accidentally sitting on an adapter cord plugged into the wall. *must remember to wear panties at all times*