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Question:

Are crane flies (the flying variety of the creature known as daddy long legs) actually poisonous?

I heard on the TV and found it hard to believe. I mean, they are soooo goddamned stupid and dont look like they could muster up the intelligence to bite someone anyway. Also my pet rat catches them and eats them when they blunder into the house and he seems fine! On TV it said they were one of the most poisonous creatures of their species! Should my bullsh1tometer be off the charts?

Answer:

The same program showed that the fangs were too small to puncture human or other mammals' skins. They have the poison, but can't deliver it to bigger creatures, sort of like North Korea.
crane flies are perfectlt harmless to you and your pets, they are just annoying.
How do you equate not biting to sooo gd stupid? You should thank them for eating mosquitoes, moron.

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