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Question:

Can't we use freakin' laser beams to render North Korean nuke delivery systems useless?

Do you suppose we have anything that can keep North Korean launch ready missiles in their silos until we can wipe out their nuclear installations?

Answer:

You forgot the freakin' sharks.
Dr.Evil holds the patent on freakin' laser beams.
We could.. but only if we refuse to ratify Obama's treaty with the Russians. Since it denies us the ability to develop and deploy anti-missile systems.
Let's just send obama the great communicator. I'm sure a teleprompter speech will quell the tension.
China. Perhaps we should just let China take it (in fact encourage it).

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