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Question:

Can the aliens read my mind EVEN WHILE im wearing my aluminum foil helmet?

I saw signs recently and now im friggin paranoid, havent left the house in 2 years

Answer:

The trick is to make the aluminum foil helmet in the shape of a cone and to rub baby oil on your bodyThat way they can't read your mind and also won't know if your human or an oversized lawn gnome.
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