He has cholesteroland has had heart surgeryhas had blood clots
Gotta plan aheadPlant some bamboo outsidePractice becoming a master craftsman and evangelist for steampunkGet the proper hat to wear at craft fairs, trade shows and art festivals while you extol the virtues of all-natural handcrafted pipesThen, when you're rich and famous, if you can't leave the house you can send your driver.
I just know the can trick, but you should invest in a good bong, then you will never be without.