I ate a whole pack during my drive home in rush hour since I was bored. Now I'm running like a fire hose
With an appropriate polyethylene connector and hose clamps. You can get them where you can buy the pipe. What is an olive?
I assume you have the rubber ball mouse. Flip your mouse and turn the little retainer plastic ring that holds the rubber ball in place. Set the rubber ball and the retainer aside and look at the litter rollers inside: they are probably covered with crud. Scratch the crud off with your finger nails and clean out your mouse. That should probably fix you up!