will extremely powerful magnets set off alarms in stores
checking the mail only to find it's all bills hope your burn is okay and you find something else to eat!
That would be enough to call it a bad day.
Yes, I've had similar things happen. For me, it's when the guy who runs the fitness center where I work decides to go home early because they ALWAYS ASK ME TO DO IT AND I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!
This is definitely an odd question but I give you credit for thinking of something so creative and fun. I dont know where you can get any lube without it being a fortune. Just go to different stores and find the cheapest brand. I dont think you really need 6inches though, maybe downsize it a bit. Personally I think itd be more fun to do it in a kiddie pool or something, a bathtub sounds gross to me. Plus you dont have to worry about diseases as much. Add some handcuffs when you head to the bed. Have fun!
First of all, you need to have a helmet! It's the most basic thing and it will keep you safe. Hard toed boots with low heels are good, so that if your foot gets stepped on (not that it will) your toes will be protected and the heels make sure that your foot doesn't slip through and get caught in the stirrup. If you don't have a pair, try wellies or sneakers. If you don't have breeches, wear long pants. Leggings and jeans work well. As for tops, wear an old t-shirt or something similar. If it's cold, you should wear a sweatshirt or something (if it has a zipper, make sure it is fully zipped, because if it flaps it may spook the horse) on top. Gloves for cold weather are nice too. Also, make sure your hair is pulled back so that it doesn't get in your face. Have a lot of fun riding! I hope I helped.