my friend has been posting these weird FB status' and i started making fun of it but everyone said it was cool, what do you think?quot;when i come to a split is the path of life, i dual wield the two chainsaws i just pulled off my back and blaze a new motha F***in path!quot;quot;when i come to a crossroads, i hop in the excavator and make a new road! B**ch!quot;
They are both crass and your friend is probably trying to look like a bad*** or a rebel (how original), which he and the others deem as cool. If you want to make fun of them do it, if not, don't. I think they are both lame.
Hahah. Wow. Your friend is really funny. *Saaarcaaasmmmm* I hate when people make statuses on Facebook that a lot of people like, so they keep making statuses like the first one, like your friend is doing. It's an attention thing I guess? But I don't think you should worry about him. I mean, it's Facebook. lol