Google it, I did and now i am a Priest! I don't know what I will do with my powers but it won't be church lol
i don't know but Joey did it on Friends so it can't be too hard
Either become an ordained minister or shoot enough moose.
Online ordinations (through the Universal Life Church or whatever) are ONLY valid to perform weddings in California. You'll either need to become a minister or pastor of an established church or become a justice of the peace. Or you could save yourself a lot of trouble and just give a speech, toast, or blessing at the wedding, instead of trying to officiate it.