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Question:

How do I preform a brain transplant?

my patient is on the table and ready I need an answer quick!

Answer:

The neck bone's connected to the red thing, the red thing is connected to your wrist watch.
Easy. Just switch heads.
go with johns answer now thats funny right there i dont care who u r
step 1. wash up and remove your wrist watch rings ETC. step 2. cut across the forehead (more cuts maybe needed) to peel back the skin the show the skull. (don't worry it only be a small amount of blood) step 3. cut using the bone saw to cut around the skull exposing the brain (this time no blood, brain juice) step 4.bring in the replacement brain while keeping it alive with electricity (if Machinee not availablee use mains wires as used on grampa Simpson. step 4 replace brain and remember to check all connections are connected. step 6. place skull back with screws or superglue works fine. and replace skin to organal place and stitch down. step 7. wash up and put patient in recovery. if the patient is living and u still have your personal belongings. well done. now it time to prep for next surgery.

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