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How do I preform a home hysterectomy?

more details- I dont have anyone to help, this will be a self performed hysterectomy.

Answer:

Preforming a home hysterectomy is not advisable. You shouldn't try doing it ahead of time. Performing one isn't a good idea, either.
use a wire hanger
you wanna die ?? well you,d probably bleed to death get it free over here
Depends on if you want an abdominal hysterectomy or a vaginal one. For either, you'll need to have someone clock you over the head with a sledgehammer after first pounding back at least a half gallon of vodka. Abdominal is probably best for a home hysterectomy. Mine was vaginal (at a hospital of course) and i can't think of any household appliance that will stretch you vagina enough to get in there and pull out your uterus. So anyway after you're knocked out, just have someone slice you open and cut out your uterus.
That depends, are you going to perform the hysterectomy on yourself or is your boyfriend going to do it for you? LOL.

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