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how do i preform a real jutsu?

everytime i try to make the shadow clone jutsu its ram,snake,tiger and i cant do it so where can i learn a real jutsu?

Answer:

You can't. They don't exist. Real ninjas in history didn't even use jutsus. That's all fiction.
Like in Naruto? That's sadly only an anime, but I wish it were real life T.T
You must first build a jig to preform a real jutsu.
You have to be standing in the center of Times square, facing East. Take a bottle. It is VERY important that it is dyed red. Fill it with the urine of three cats, and the pubic hairs of an obese Irishman. Take a swig, and chant the lyrics to Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual. Once you finish the song, take another swig and repeat. It'll work. Trust me.
If real jutsus existed, don't you think people would be doing them more often than... never? ╔═══════════════════════════════════ ║In the end, all actions are justified. ║No matter how heinous, there is always a reason ║for all that happens. And to feel anger over such things ║is as logical as being mad that apples fall to earth. ║I sought to understand everything... ║and even still, I've got a long way to go. ╚═══════════════════════════════════

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