They seem to be getting louder everydayThe aluminum foil hat helped for awhile but I think they have changed the frequency they are broadcasting on to penetrate even the most skillfully designed aluminum foil brain protectorsIts not really the message that bothers me as much as the foul language and Disney movie references/ advertisementsI wrote MrSteve Jobs (as he is listed in the credits) and asked him to adjust the volume or at least give it a break in the evening while I am having dinner but have not yet heard a response.
Why would you bake them? That'sthat's unacceptableThat's fowlThat's terrible Use the bloody stove for your dinner - if your stove isn't working grab a freakin can of kerosene or something! Worst comes to worst - MAKE MEATLOAFBaking(facepalm)
If you're cooking them in the oven, you want to broilBaking will dry them out because of the time it takes, whereas broiling cooks them quicklyAs for seasoning, I suggest seasoning the ground beef before forming the pattiesOnions, worchestershire, garlic, etc.
I prefer hamburgers cooked on my electric griddleMessy - so I have some foil sheets the I put around it to catch splatters Always use beef that's 80/20 to 71/29 in ratioI use 80/20, and when I flip mine, I put a tsp of bacon drippings on top of the pattyDelicious.
Aluminum foil hats only block ALIENS and government agencies from stealing your thoughtsRunning water stops the voices in your headBut it's really important that you allow the water to overflow either by blocking the drain with clothes you forgot you were washing, or chicken you forgot you were defrosting, or because didn't understand that tub drains were not the correct receptacle for plastic bags How often to I have to tell you guys this? Actually, my favorite t-shirt about this was you're just jealous because the voices talk to me, and not you, worn by a woman who later bit the desk clerk.
