How do you preform a selffootjob?
Put socks on your hands and pretend..?
selfblowjob is x10 better if your ok with sucking your own d!ck. LOL im jk. ummm. take gymnastic classes so you are more flexible? or just do what the other answer suggested and put socks/pantyhose on your hands, straighten them, and pretend they are feet.