wrong catergory i know but there seems to be no one in the sports catergory must have all gone to bed. Thanks to anyone that can help
If god is like the priesthood on Earth, I am sure knees will be the only option on offer.
Depends on which god. If it's the abrahamic god, I'll just moon the bastard. If it's Wotan, I'll hi-5 him and then pick up my sword. If it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'll ask for directions to the bar.
IF I'm wrong, and I have to face Thor at the entrance to Valhalla, I'll stay on my feet, draw my sword, and give his hammer one heck of a battle Oh, wait, did you mean some other god might be right? Which one? There are so many to choose from I think I'll not worry about that until there's some evidence that any of them have any likelihood of being real. Makes more sense :) Peace.
Have as a parts car. If the body is in good shape, it's worth something. What about wheels and tires? Are they good? If you have somebody to take the car apart, you can sell it part by part.
I would take of my stifling helmet (blocks my vision), put down my heavy shield (ruins my balance), and chuck my spear at his face so he learns that even a God can bleed.
