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How often does Lion of Judah bend his knees to Paul?

How often does Lion of Judah bend his knees to Paul?

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You really shouldn't display yourself online, dear. You don't know what kinds of perverts there are out there. You look like you're about 12. Where's your mommy?
Well Paul is his secret imaginary boyfriend so I would say about 6 or 7.
as often as Paul is empowered with the holy spirit, and lion of Judah bends his knees to receive it....
It appears to be at least 5 times a day. In his favor I do have to admit I was impressed that he actually used the term Paulianity in one of his posts a while back - I was surprised he didn't consider it pejorative. Then again, maybe I shouldn't have been surprised...
I think he actually took his old Darth Vader action figure and re-designed it to look like a 1st century Christian missionary... He desperately needs a girlfriend....that is, if he's over 12... EDIT: I had no idea the person above me wrote what they wrote - and you look great, don't ever change (but don't stand all the way up either - LofJ will probably explode)

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