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How quickly would I lose weight eating only celery, drinking water, and taking vitamins?

My brother and I are going to do this, so don't try to stop usWe're going to eat only celery, drink only water, and take vitamin and fiber supplements (so we don't have the runs)We will be getting all the nutrients we need so please don't worry about thatHow quickly would we lose weight? We are also going to be exercising during this time frameMy goal is to lose about 150 lbs and my brother about 50So about how quick would we lose weight? Thank you for your help.

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You’ll be getting all the nutrients that you need? That’s funny…like are you smart and joking or just stupid and clueless? Your body will not be able to process vitamins unless they come with the food in which they're supposed to come (blame hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution as you cannot single out and absorb vitamins)You just store the fat soluble ones (A, D, E, K) and pee out (it's called expensive pee) the water soluble ones (all the Bs and the C)Why celery? That’s an interesting choiceFrankly, if you ask me, you’d be better off with just waterAfter about 3 days, your hunger will subside then once you empty your intestines, you won’t have to worry about having the runs as you won’t have anything left to crapExercising will be quite a challenge without carbsIt’s like you’re a masochist, having to deal with extra weight, probably an inefficient cardiovascular system and not enough muscle mass to help you along and you add “not eating for energy” as the icing on the cake of personal tortureHow quick would you lose weight? Twice as long as how fast you’ll regain it, that’s my guessEat less than your BMR, send your metabolism down the drain and then come to regret it.
NO! tissue paper will burn WAY faster than your tobacco and wrapping paper has tons of wax/clay/ink on itwould you want to smoke that? it sounds cliche, but a decent bible works wellJust use the first or seccond page that doesn't have anything to with the actual bible ( just the publisher Krap)If that's an issue for you, just empty out a cig and repack it with your tobaccounless you really are smoking tobacco.
Try toilet tissueIt might stick together better and burn slower with used toilet paperAnd you truly would be smoking good sht! : ) On a serious note, anything you can roll and get to stay together would work to a greater or lesser degree, but what you use might not be so healthyThough many people recommend using aluminum foil, it is not at all healthy to inhale aluminum fumesLook it up!
Use the paper from a brown paper bag.

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