Where have all the bed bugs gone?
Cover yourself with hot sauce before you get into be, I hear they don't like spicy food.
wash your sheets in vinegar that'll get the little buggers
ewwwwwwww- everyone has em- especially hotels. Vacuum the bed, then steam clean it- both sides, allow it to dry, then douse it with Lysol. that's what we do. there is also special- expensive spray
DEMON BED BABIES... FEED THEM TO THE WOLVES... WHERE ARE THE BED BUGS? BE GLAD THEY ARE GONE... THE DEMON BED BABIES ATE THEM...