I bought my wife aluminum siding for her anniversary presentWill she be impressed? The package is huge.?
When are men going to realize that bigger is not betterI hope it was at least wrapped in a nice big ribbonThere was a time in my marriage when I actually appreciated gifts like thisI remember getting 2 x 12 foot rough planking for fencingI was thrilledOr the time I received several tons of gravel for our drivewayI was being an appreciative wife and those gifts kept me in shapeStill didn't do any goodHe found greener pastures anywaysSo girls, go for the good stuffNice vacations, bling bling (if that is your cup of tea, not mine) sexy nighties perhaps? She might be more grateful that you realize.
