If a fire hydrant has H20 inside, what does it have on the outside?
Put the alarm clock clock across the room so that you'll have to get up and turn it off instead of hitting it and falling back asleep.
Oh honey, if it's only the speed bumps you're worried aboutwell time to pour a cup of coffee, grab a chair and belly up to the table. Have I got gossip for you!
Don't know if they are still available in your area, but I have had good luck with the dryer balls. that were sold a few years ago. I got mine at Bed, Bath Beyond, but sometimes places that sell Is Seen on TV products will have them. You need at least 4 in the dryer to have them work properly. I love mine and I have a cat. Be sure to clean your lint filter after each load.