Just today, one nearly ate me alive! It's a conspiracy I tell ya!! The vacuums have been specially engineered to kill off a third of the worlds population!!!! AND THEY ARE STARTING WITH ME!!!!
HA HA! Hey, they increase the suction power. Or they might be tryin to kill you...
i believe they are Steve just like my dog is getting violent really my new puppy hates me
They've been getting beefier and beefier, and all that clear plastic demonstrates a macho desire to show off their parts. They've been working out secretly and taking steroids, you know.
Our children out NOT vacuum cleaners :|
Thank God someone else has caught on to their diabolical scheme. Were it not for the keen perception of my two guard dogs, Nicky 8 pounds and Toby four pounds,I would have been ambushed in my own home. It was just luck I had a loaded rifle in my hands, Nicky and Toby were putting up a good fight but there's only so much they can do to defend me from an 80 pound maniacal vacuum cleaner. The government is behind this, you know.
