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Menstruaters (LOL!) - have you ever felt like you're retaining the water supply...?

for your entire city/town in your stomach?I've got to sew the button back on my favorite pair of jeans again. Every month, like clockwork. No, this does not say quot;masturbaterquot;. ;-)quot;Home Garden - Maintenance and Repairquot; was the suggested category for this question. They've finally got it right!quot;Home Garden - Do It Yourselfquot; was the second suggestion. How apropos is THAT? :-)

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I hear ya. I once lost 3.5 pounds of fluid in 24 hours. johno - it's only retained temporarily. Feel like forever, though. Helps explain the b**chiness, huh?
Yes, it is so true as I squeezed myself into jeans that normally slide on quite easily. I say we go after the ad exec. that came up with the Have a happy period slogan.
Alcohol causes the same reaction in me Cookie. Maybe you should lay off the brandy snaps for a few days during this period.. lol.
You mean water retention and bloating? You should take natural diertics like dandylion and drink lots of water that helps. Lol that's funny it came up with home and garden!
Home Garden, oh gracious I'm laughing too hard! We need to fix your plumbing lady!! Yes, I feel that way often. I won't go into the gory details here, but all I can say is, think positive. At least you don't have to deal with your time when you're bouncing down the road at 65 miles an hour in the dark balancing on one leg, holding the cabinet open with one hand, a box of wet naps in the other, and a maxi pad clenched in your gritted teeth. And after that you suddenly have a craving for Lay's Salt and Vinegar chips but the Truck Stop is OUT of them and you have to drive another 100 miles to the next Truck Stop in the hope they have some stocked up, so you pop motrin like it's candy and put on a loud Metallica song while your head is bouncing around like a bobble-head doll to the potholes in Oklahoma's atrocious interstate system. And then suddenly you have to use the bathroom but it's 47 miles to the next rest area, arrrggggg!!!!! Whew. That felt good to vent, thanks for that. ((Thricey))

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