Hi I'm setting up a door security system but need some help answering questions before hand.This is the kit I'm using
At least your wife is happy. Fortunately, she doesn't know that you gave it to her so she could fix herself while you fix the nanny/au pair/live in prostitute. I won't tell a soul, Ted. Your secret is safe with me.
Hahahaha Okay that was hilarious. Loved it. You should write for Letterman.
Hahaha!! Are they interchangeable??
I just had to laugh when I read the question. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the military does not use man portable flame throwers anymore.
I really hope they appreciate your writing and creative talent wherever you work. At my job they caught me laughing so hard at this question, that I no longer can sign on to Yahoo at work. They have cut off my access. Sniffle. Thats right, I pretty much shot my own foot because i laughed out loud and got caught. But it was`worth the laugh.