I have a woven fabric couch very similar to the one in this picture:
If you are prey of being robbed on, never had a girlfriend, or also usually fall under the friend-zone, then to solve all of this issues with girls you'll need that guide
Don't worry (too much) about fire alarms. Most condo's have them. Worry a lot more about living above the 9th floor. Because the fire brigade cannot reach higher than that with their equipment.