SURVEY: what would excavators find if they dug up your backyard?
Well, besides dirt, they would find a few skeletons, one of which would be the bunny we had to have a funeral for because our dog at the time wouldn't let the little thing run through the yard.
Make use of this little-known Texas state law, and declare yourself your property a National Park. Do reserve the mineral rights in case oil begins seeping from the ground (that's a separate document). Declaration I, the undersigned, hereby declare and attest that my property is a National Park. All admissions, fares, and residual income from restaurants, souvenir stands, and make-out spots shall become tax-free income to be held by the undersigned (ad hoc deus ex machina e pluribus unum, amen). Signed, this day, 12/12/08..________
I don't know who you've been talking to but I haven't seen my ex, I haven't talked to my ex and I certainly did not bury my ex under the rose bush by that big elm tree in my back yard!
Several cats, birds, raccoons, and maybe a possum. My dogs are sometimes a little over playful at times. Fortunately no skunks have gotten inside their fence. Oh, I think I forgot about the rabbits also.
Noah's Ark with Jimmy Hoffa at the helm
