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What do Garden Gnomes do when we aren't home or asleep?

What do Garden Gnomes do when we aren't home or asleep?

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Like stuffed animals, they get up and boogie through the night!!
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hold 12-13 year olds hostage in a shed and write a ransom note in eye pencil, and video themselves on one of the peoples phone with a creepy voice dont ask -- i wasnt there
They have gnome orgies! evil
They go to casting calls for Expedia and get put in commercials.

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