what do i do about my dry hair?
No, suicide would not send me to Hell, because I accepted Jesus. I can only go to Hell if I blaspheme Holy Spirit. However, I don't think God would be very happy with me if I comitted suicide.
Idiot!!! I had to dress like an Eskimo to take my garbage out.
A lightning rod is a piece of metal usually Copper which is placed on tall buildings to attract lightning and safely 'dispose' of it's energy to earth thus protecting the structure of the building. I think that this guy used the expression to suggest that you were easy to 'wind up' - quick to absorb and disperse his opinion thus quick to make your mind up and stick to it. Hope this helps!
It's like calling someone a fire cracker. You're feisty.