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What happens if you buy a missile silo and lose your key?

I just gotta ask...if you go out and get drunk and lose the quot;keyquot; to the door, what in the world do you do? I don't think you're calling Vinny's locksmithing company to open up a 20 to 60 ton blast door. I've seen in movies where these doors are combination lock controlled, so maybe there is no real quot;key,quot; but what happens if somebody forgets the combination or dies while inside with the door locked? How does EMS get inside? How does ANYONE get inside, ever?

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TNT
someone will eventually find your bones
wouldnt you keep you silo door opener above the visor...
Through the back door. the key is under the phony rock by the palm tree.
Down the street there is a phone booth. Pick up the handset and dial 439857467394 and say shakakan. The floor will open and you will hear a loud sucking noise and feel air rushing in. What comes next is just like the bank teller tube. It will take you straight in.

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