Should I:ASet up camp for the nightBJump off a bridge above a raging riverCPack my things and move outDFind a place to move out toEFail repeatedly at finding a place to move out toFDrop out of college for the millionth timeEHop a train to the next state and hitch hike until I find a place to stayFJump off an overpass into speeding trafficEDrink gasolineFStart running and keep running across the country, and when I reach one end, turn around and jog to the other end, and when I reach that end, turn around, and jog to the other end and then repeatEBecome confused over these options for the next week or twoFAsk you how to break free from this lifeETake a ride in my time machineFride my bike into oncoming trafficEPunch holes in stuff until my fist is all bloody and painfulFFly to the moon in my balsa wood plane EPlay with my LegosFKnock myself out somehowSorry; just let my mind go thereAnyweay, what should I do?
Impossible, the question itself is just stupid, and you are probably on hemp, go to bedYou're high.
NopeYou discovered how to die from radiation poisoningSorry.
Dumb science question? No, just dumb question.
F: Be a sitcom writer E: Stop taking drugs (retire from sitcom writing) F: Learn what comes after the letter F G: Fly to the moon in a cardboard boxWe all know balsa wood is too flimsyWhat were you thinking? HOn your return hop on a train to the next state I: Half way there, decide to do the the cross-country running thing instead, and jump out of the train J: CrapYou broke your legBetter hobble home before darkK: Create a cast for your broken leg out of legos (not playing with them, per say, but close enough) L: Watch Forest Gump and regrett not being able to run cross country with the possibility of becoming a cult leaderM: Call your Mom, because it's her birthdayDon't forget, nowN: Punch holes in stuff O: Enter your time machine to go back in time to tell yourself not to punch holes in the wall, because it's really, really painful P: Ironically, you had punched the time machine, so now it's malfunctioningQ: You're sent back in time 70 million years to the cretaciousR: Being Chased perpetually by T-Rexes, you fullfill your dream of cross-country running in the continent of GondwanaS: Running into a giant dragonfly, you knock yourself out somehowT: The dragonfly deficates in your mouthIt tastes like gasoline, so close enoughU: You die, and due to a subsequent layer of ash from a nearby volcano, become fossilized, along with the personalized watch you're wearingV: 70 million years later, a paleantologist discovers your fossilized remains among cretacious dated strata, and changes long held theories of human originsA national geographic documentary ensuesW: The present day you watches the documentary, sees the personalized watch, and realizes it's yourselfX: In Back to the Future fashion, the fabric of space-time begins to unravelY: By next tuesday, the last of existance ceases to existZ: Mishion accomplished.
