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will a mopar racing engine and a horse trailer haul my wife?

I have to i literally have to haul her in my truck bed no joke she wont fit in the truck im considering buying a horse trailer to haul her with big 2 ton axels and a mopar racing engine under the hood Because it sounds like a flat tire flapping in the wind down the high way with her big butt flappin in mah rear view mirror i really need a big horse trailer with 2 ton axels Why would you let yourself get that big the only way i can get her in the truck bed is if i throw a bucket of slop or KFC and say SOOOOEEEEEYYYYYYYY and she goes running in and i have to put crossing signs in front of my house for a beached whale and put reflectors on her booty so nobody wrecks into her in the night

Answer:

well dusty duke time to put her on a diet by the sound of it cut down on the Vitals and gritsno more Jelly roll no peanut butter for her till next Yeara crane might be the best idea so you cold haul that butt in D air Man

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