I'm a sofa, and i wish to know what its like being a miserable little chair.
People don't care about your feelings. They just plop themselves down so hard it really hurts sometimes. What is really gross is when they set down nude and they didn't take a shower that day. To make it even worse they wiggle around and throw their legs over my arm...ouch...... Sometimes they put one leg on one arm and the other leg over the opposite arm...Then I have to close my eyes, Horrible doesn't ever touch what I can see then. Being a chair isn't easy, believe me. I am so sad, if they put me at the curb no one would take me. There are so many stains on me, oxy wouldn't recognize them. I deserved better than this. I'm just going to sit in the CORNER.
A ***** every now and then.
