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Use a Tablespoon of Baking soda per two cups of boiling water in a foil lined tin pan then place your silverware on the bottom of the pan on top of this foil which should have the shiny side facing upward, within minutes your silverware will be clean and tarnish free Good Luck !
The frustration with silverware is that it will tarnish over and over again no matter what you doIt is very definately maintenance intenseThere are a number of commercial silver cleaners that work fairly well at tarnish removalAny one will do the jobThere is another way that can be helpfulYou need a large aluminum pan - one that will become darkened markedly in the process and the darkening will not be able to be reversed so many do not like to use this processYou clean the aluminum pan - and scour with steel wool to make it fairly shineyYou fill it with the silverware and enough water to cover the silver wareAdd about 1 tablespoon of household grade table salt (NaCl) per quart of water usedPut strips of aluminum foil in the water (these will also darken in the process) Warm the water to approx 40 deg C or about 110 deg F (exact temperature is not critical) The silver oxide will reduce to silver metal, removing the tarnishThe aluminum will become aluminum oxideSilver sulfide, another tarnish product, will become silver metal and the aluminum will become aluminum suphideSilver metal is shineyThis process may require more aluminum foil addition as the aluminum foil darkens Regardless of whatever process you use, the silver will tarnish again and again.
Try a Fork-Lift or an overhead Crane