When Trump becomes too fat to waddle up the five steps to the White House front door, will Crane 1 be deployed to hoist him in and out?
No that would be embarrassing to the president. Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Donny Jr. would be the ones to hoist him up, with Ivanka having the envious role of grabbing him in his kitty to ensure he doesn't slip.
He'll get one of those electric stair chairs.
I believe the special bath tub made just to accommodate President Taft is still in the White House....we can hose him off if he gets too offensive.
When will the juvenile silliness EVER END?
