Yeah...I gained a few pounds this summer. No...actually I saw this on Inside Edition.
Nah...but where do I sign up for the job? What can I say? I have bills to pay.
Couldn't live with the medical bills and not being able to live a normal life.
No. Nor would I date a woman the had to be hoisted out of bed with a pulley but I must admit, I'm a sucker for women with a good lever and fulcrum system.
Proverbs 24:30-31 I went by the field of the slothful, and by the vineyard of the man void of understanding; And, lo, it was all grown over with thorns, and nettles had covered the face thereof, and the stone wall thereof was broken down. This passage foretells of you eventually having to have firefighters knock out a wall of your bedroom and lift you out on a forklift while Jerry Springer makes commentary. Lay off the snacks.
