Is there a freeware alarm clock application that will help one gradually wake up by slowly turning on the monitor and playing music?
We had same problemwent to butcher shop got huge beef leg bone and that kept our dog happy for a long time. When it gets too run down we go get another one
I would probally beat him by kicking in the fire hose hoping that he would fall over for a while. I would probally feel um like OMG I won. Then I would apologize and tell him that all is fair in love and war then leave him looking confused.