Anyone with a motorcycle wanna trade for a K5 Blazer with new 33 super swamper tires ?

I am a firefighter stationed in Iraq right now, I really want a motorcycle to ride when I come home in June.Would anyone wanna trade for a K5 Blazer with a 350 engine, removable top, headers, and new 33 super swamper tiresThe blazer is at my home in northern Michigan.thanks

is this criagslist or something

i'll trade you for an eagle talon