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Can poor people own Dyson vacuum cleaners?

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if they steal a Dyson vacuum cleaner...why not? let me just plug my new Dyson into my neighbors power supply and wallah! vacuuming with a Dyson is the new borrowing Grey Poupon? from your neighbors Bently..yay!
They can only dream, hahahahaha *gently strokes my Dyson vacuum* Jealous much?
Of course they can. Their welfare checks have to be spent on something and a Dyson is better than booze.
Not yet, but I pray to the Scandinavian gods every night that IKEA will formulate a Dyson vacuum for the masses, perhaps called a Suctionflugen or a Vacuumuum.
No. They buy Oreck XL's from Rent to Own and get set up on the weekly payment plan. Only 100 more payments of $9.99 and it's mine!

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