of these lines as possible? This is just for the pure fun of being creative.1. The awkward silence caused my hives to flare up.2. Slighty shy with a winning smile and an empty cranium.3. I'm sorry. I didn't catch your name.4. Uhhhhh ..I heard this rumor. alcohol impairs your judgment. 5. I betcha don't know the Pledge of Allegiance without cue cards.6. The muzak kept playing the hits of the Carpenters.7. Hey! Did you hear the one about the _______ and the _______?8. Cell phones were ringing,people were shouting and someone was crying.9. Well, I know I'M psyched! 10. Ooooooooooookay. 11. Video surveillance. 12.Do you have the SLIGHTEST idea what you are talking about?
I'm sorry I don't know the song. Why's your son the fire hydrant. LOL
When is trash day ? If it's not today, I would ask them to hold on to their mattress until it is time for pick up. I think it's funny how they respect the hydrant and it's rules, but don't respect you.
Garbage should be put out on the street at the curb, where it is public domain. If your neighbor is putting their trash in your yard, douse it with lighter fluid, light it up and toss it back into their's.
