Okay before I get a lecture from someone, I realize helmets are for safety and not looks, but let's be totally honest here. How many people wear a full face helmet on their crusier and especially their Harley? Not trying to single out Harley riders, but do you think a full face just looks goofey on a Harley? Personally I would feel safer with one, but don't want to look like a tard either.
The main time you will see speed bumps are in parking lots, there are not many others,although this depends where you are at, in bigger cities (San Fransisco) you will encounter them more often, in a smaller town (Saratoga) they are rarer.
Interpret what? These events sound like a dream sequence, not reality. Are you smoking pot?
The lock actuators are old and the grease is not so good. Repair involves removing the inner door panel to access. Some actuators can be removed and disassembled and cleaned up others cannot. Look up the part cost online then decide what you want to do.