Guys can answer but I'd really like to hear from the gals--what would be the most likely to get you up and moving, and least likely to result in lasting damage to your bf?I want to go out, she wants to lie around. What are the pros and cons of these methods:1. A couple of ice cubes in her shirt.2. Blast Tchaikovsky.3. Let the ferret out.4. Put on Saw 4.5. Light a match between her toes.6. Your idea?
LOL im not too excited about any of those... but i would have to say the ice cubes would work SO well. at least for me. i would be gone before they have a chance to freeze me
Get it on on the couch. And then ask her if she wants to try the kitchen table next. All of your ideas are ingenious. You should just try them at the same time. Or throw the sofa out. Or lie on the sofa so if she has to get on, she can lie on you.
1. lol it would definitely get her off the couch. but then she'd probably retaliate and put it down urs. which might not be such a bad thing. lol 2. depends on what tchaikovsky song u blast. (do the violin concerto) my personal fave. 3. ferrets are scary!!! 4. saw 4 would just get her in ur lap. again not such a bad thing 5. u don't wanna burn her!!!!! 6. start dancing like a maniac. then pull her up and make her dance w/ u!!!!!!
Dutch Oven is when they are under a blanket and you fart under there then grab the edges of the blanket and trap it round their neck so their whole head is covered and they have to smell it
lol This is good. I'd say all of the above are good besies light a match between her toes! What about a dutch oven? hahaha Edit: It is where you fart under the covers and pull it up over her head.
