across that particular region of the sofa pad and did you immediately get up and scrub your eyes and face with lava soap? Has this ever happened to anyone but me?
no, but i hate when animals do the buttwalk.
I know that if anyone plops face down on a sofa that they are generally under the influence -- so, how would they know? Kinda' like: If a tree falls and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound? Really -- It's a brilliant question posing the ultimate futility. GREAT QUESTION -- aaaaand, you put yourself in this question! BRAVO!