How did the Mojave Desert come to be? How did it start?
13,000 years ago, the clovis point people crossed the land bridge from Siberia to Alaska and established themselves in North America. Then, 12,000 years ago, they invented the coal plant and the SUV. The CO2 emissions caused the Mojave desert to form. The clovis point people realized the error of their ways and destroyed all the cars, and coal plants, so there is no evidence left.
One day the Mojave Indians were all sittling in a circle having a big pow wow. They were bored bored bored. Cable TV was offline again and they couldn't get their internet satelite link to work so they all decided to have a day at the beach. Only one problem though, no beach, so they all got their buckets and spades, formed a long line and passed sand along until they had enough to make somewhere to take the kids for a weekend. Thus the Mojave Desert was born.
