Sing Itsy Bitsy Spider with a soothing , lovely voice . After it comes out , take your machete and HIT HIT HIT HIT IT HARD until its brains paint the walls of your room . Do NOT , and I repeat , DO NOT stop hitting the damn thing until all of its legs are spread around everywhere . Then again , you can always turn your room into an Auschwitz like gas chamber and spray it with your expensive perfume , it dies I tell you .
Into My Web- The Used Spiders- Lovedrug I suggest making a run for the door and closing it behind you. Sleep on the couch/any other bed in the house and call a friend in the morning to come help you rid your domain of the spider. Or if you live in a small living space, turn on all the lights, take a deep breathe, and go heroic for a moment with a heavy shoe in one hand!
Looks great on you. Everyone can wear red lipstick you just have to find the right shade of red for your skin tone. Since your wearing red lipstick go easy on eye make up. I'd do mascara and eye liner. Good luck!
1. First of all you need elbow length gloves, wellington boots, a hard hat, and safety goggles. Do not attempt ANYTHING without these items. 2. Next, get hair spray and a lighter. 3. Open the door with bold decisiveness and stride into the room in the assertive manner of a woman on the move. 4. Flick your bic. 5. Apply liberal doses of the raging inferno created by spraying the hairspray through the lighter. 6. This is last and most important. Do not cross the streams!
I agree with Stab. I always yell for my brother to come kill bugs especially spiders because I'm terrified of them also. I'd be freaked out if I were in the same situation as you. good luck :D
