Recently the lock on my front door has come loose to the point where I can move the lock around on the door. The problem with this lock is that I can no longer lock/unlock the door from the outside. I would like advice on how to repair so that it is usable again.
Oh please. You are guilty. Pay the darn ticket. Just be glad a building didn't catch on fire and YOU would have been responsible for problems the fire department had in putting it out. YOU could have been sued for increase damage or injuries because of blocking the hydrant. Pink vs red? You knew it was wrong, you should not have parked there. Parking tickets don't have to be delivered in person. A civil ticket is a different thing altogether.
I would get myself arrested, it's nice and warm in jail.